TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF 'GUESS THE STATE'
Woman arrested after throwing flip-flop at husband's crotch
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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Florida Flap--Floozie Finally Flings Flip-Flop
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 31, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Is she Cuban? That's the typical Cuban method of discipline. We throw the chancleta and you'd better DUCK.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Good one Allen! He had her arrested for throwing a flip flop at him? Was the flip flop made out of a brick? When he got him I would call the police first and then throw a stiletto heel at him.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 31, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Siouxie--How about instead I never make you mad at me?
*S*
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 31, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Allen...you are a very smart man ;)
Seriously, cindy. What a wuss. A flip flop?? Battery?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Flinging thong flung at wong
Posted by: sandy | August 31, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Wait, was there a foot encased in the flip flop?
Posted by: Mazar Larry | August 31, 2011 at 12:22 PM
This was probably in Vermont, where all the people isolated by the flooding from Irene are getting a bit stir crazy.
Posted by: wiredog | August 31, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Geech, coulda been a steel-toed boot...now that would hurt.
Posted by: Coconuts | August 31, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Unheard Jimmy Buffet lyrics,
I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
smashed in the penis
Her name was Venus.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 31, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Ah, young love.
Posted by: EyeGore | August 31, 2011 at 01:34 PM
A flip-flop? Hell, if it'd been me, I'd have gone with a cast-iron skillet. In for a penny (loafer), in for a pound!
Posted by: Diva | August 31, 2011 at 01:53 PM
The thong has landed, but the memory lingers on.
Posted by: Ralph | August 31, 2011 at 02:16 PM
Probably her idea of foreplay.
Posted by: Wolfsong | August 31, 2011 at 02:16 PM
Wussy wuss wuss wussy. Unless it was a stiletto heel flip flop and landed spike first drawing blood and puncturing his sack, the guy is a shameless jackass.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 31, 2011 at 02:31 PM
I just reread my first comment. Please
himand add home. I type faster than I can think sometimes. Also, I never thought I'd say this but, I agree with Loudmouth.Posted by: nursecindy | August 31, 2011 at 03:26 PM
she hit him in the d!ck. that's all the poleece need. if she had hit him in the head, maybe they would have ignored it. but in the wingwang, nope, off to the pokey you go.
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2011 at 03:42 PM
Now, now, cindy. Flip-flip throwing is major a gateway crime. For instance, in this case, when she finally gets out of jail, she'll probably escalate it to felony battery or murder.
Posted by: Elon | August 31, 2011 at 05:35 PM
Guess the state? If it had been a Mukluk, then I know it would have been in Canada.
Posted by: Buford | August 31, 2011 at 06:19 PM
Good Lord ! How big was that flip flop ??? Was she an amazon ?? I know if Mr. Telecom ever threw one of his sandals at me, I would be in a world of hurt.
(size 14's)
Posted by: Telecom | August 31, 2011 at 07:05 PM
You're a lucky woman Telecom.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 01, 2011 at 07:54 AM
*snork* at Cindy. Psst, Telecom, is the conventional wisdom true? Just curious.
Posted by: Coconuts | September 01, 2011 at 11:37 AM