« Previous | Main | Next »

August 08, 2011

PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY MISSED IT

Naked woman at golf tournament angers Woodward officials

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Name We Are Not Making Fun Of: "Woodward."

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Putting contest... yeah, right. She was getting ready to motivate the next contestant -- The longest driver of the tournament.

"Sink the putt, see my butt"

Day said Elks members are trying to dispel rumors spreading throughout the community that the lodge paid the woman to get naked or that she had sex with tournament players.
I think the Elks would want to encourage those rumors. At least during the next membership drive.

“This is a pretty up-and-up group of people,” he said.

The article was absolutely worthless without pictures.

Or...maybe not.

pictures? of a threesome, perhaps?

Hey, it was Boiling Springs, OK? She was hot!

“I was offended,” Riffel said.

And I suggest Mr. Riffel take the stick (golf or otherwise) out of his butt and lighten the heck up.

Please... golf is a gentleman's game.

"Wood?"

"Word."

She also kissed their balls for good luck.

"Day said the woman will not be asked to volunteer for the Elks in the future."

However, they're taking up a collection to pay her next time. Plus a health club membership. And a Ferrari.

The golfers probably had trouble keeping their head down....keeping their eye on the ball.....

Nah, they were just p.o.'d because golf is so boring, everyone was watching her instead.

I wonder if Punkin is a good putter? I'm sorry in advance, Punkin. I know some golfers that are so into the game they probably wouldn't notice a naked woman unless she was in their way.


I am offended and insulted. I will be horrified when you post the photo. I'll wait...

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise