PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY
Today is National Toilet Paper Day.
(Thanks to Otis)
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August 26, 2011
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Not a square to spare.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 26, 2011 at 04:58 PM
Celebrating too much can really wipe you out.
Posted by: Steve | August 26, 2011 at 05:39 PM
I've never seen a public restroom that can even HOLD 71 people.
Posted by: SW | August 26, 2011 at 05:40 PM
Yet, tragically, Greenpeace is once again putting the needs of rainforests above those of us with hemorrhoids. We NEED the soft paper. BACK OFF GREENPEACE!
Posted by: hogsatemysister | August 26, 2011 at 06:55 PM
Celebrate wisely: Drag your ass across the carpet and take a corn cob to lunch.
Posted by: Clankie | August 26, 2011 at 08:32 PM
Thanks to my new high capacity toilet I can once again enjoy the thrill of using all the toilet paper I want.
Posted by: Wingnut | August 26, 2011 at 09:01 PM
SNORK@CLANKIE
Posted by: Despoena | August 26, 2011 at 09:23 PM
Does this mean that August 27 is "zip up your pants day?"
Posted by: OC Dolphin | August 26, 2011 at 09:32 PM
Once again the media ignores the major issues.
Posted by: packsaddle | August 26, 2011 at 10:31 PM
finally, in a world of [insert CNN headline here] something to give a sh!t about.
Posted by: christobol | August 27, 2011 at 12:26 AM
would these be with or without the cardboard tube?
Posted by: queensbee | August 27, 2011 at 07:42 AM
I sughgest we send Greenpeace to France to use their toilet paper. They will beg for then soft and absorbant type.
I plan to TP my neighbors tree once the storm passes, assuming the tree is still there.
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 27, 2011 at 08:31 AM
A friend once convinced some gullible people that a pretentious couple had custom-made toilet paper at their wedding saying "Have a Wipe on Us."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 27, 2011 at 09:25 AM
At last year's celebration I got three sheets to the wind.
Posted by: SW | August 27, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I sent an email to all my students reminding them of this day and encouraging them to celebrate accordingling.
Watch out for your trees if you live in Northern VA.
PS On the weather front. It is starting to get dark and windy and VERY HUMID.
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 27, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Update: Mikey we have the 1000% Florida-style humidity here too. Rain showers are intermittent.
Again, I think maybe the television only shows the suburban stores where the shelves are bare. In this end of Brooklyn at least, there is plenty of milk, bread and etc. available.
The only line we had to wait on was to get in for brunch.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 27, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Jeff,
We are good here!
I have received emails from s couple of my kids who asked if they got extra credit for celebrating!
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 28, 2011 at 08:15 AM