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[David Emery]

More details: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11242/1170870-53-0.stm

[Wingnut]

So the john's name is johns? Or is it the pimp that is johns? Can a pimp be a john with his own girls, or does he have to do it with someone else's girls to be a real john?

[Theresa]

Nothing surprises me. That's just too much.

[Jeff Meyerson]

So Johns was 'probing' the prostitutes?

Almost inevitable, given the name. Can he plead diminished capacity due to his name making him do it?

Anyone? bonmot?

[oneblankspace]

Johns allegedly drove prostitutes to drug buys and gave them money.

Are we talking in general here, or specific to this case ?

You'll notice the first story picking on the Pittsburgh police came from Philly.

[hogsatemysister]

I think this is all legal in New Zealand. So is rugby.

[Clankie]

Aren't police cars supposed to have sirens ?

[Wolfsong]

And of course the prostitute's name was Elvira Hooker.....

[Meanie the Blue]

"The policeman isn't here to create disorder .... the policeman is here to preserve disorder."

*Presents Geezer Card*

[Wolfsong]

Or dat order.

*Presents platinum Geezer Card*

[queensbee]

well, at least his name wasnt peter johnson.

[Mazar Larry]

Fellow officers recalled some signs of undue affluence. For example, Johnson frequently bought donuts for the house.

[oldfatguy]

O.T. okay, who broke the blog? tried to send in a story and got and undeliverable note back. twice. come on, someone fess up? Now back to your regularly weird comments.