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August 30, 2011

MINNESOTA: COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL

2 pajama-clad girls take stolen goat for walk

(Thanks to R&L Stevenson, Unholy Slacker and maryqos)

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naaaah, they were just out for a joy walk in their jammies.

Almost as unbelieveable as the one about the step-sisters and the glass slipper.

So two 6 year olds STOLE an animal from a zoo, and kept it in a closet for two weeks, and the parents never noticed? Those are some truly oblivious folks.

Elon, I don't think they actually kept the goat in a closet. I think they just told the police they had kept it in a closet. I'm surprised this happened in Minnesota. This sounds more like something they would do in Wisconsin.

2 pajama clad girls and a goat out for a walk sounds suspiciously like the start of a Penthouse Forum letter.

Wingnut,
They were 6 and 7 years old... The girls, not the goat.

Why can't they be like we were, perfect in every way?

Exactly, Wingnut. I was hoping assuming they were 17 and the pj's were baby dolls.

But I digress.

"2 pajama-clad girls take stolen goat for a walk" does not make me think of 6- and 7-year-olds.

I sense that the headline writer took his/her degree in Pandering.

I think the funniest part about the whole thing is imagining the parents' reaction when the officer brought the girls home.

This is how the Gabor sisters got started.

Visions of the Shinning, Here's Johnny!, and little Danny Torrance going - REDRUM, REDRUM, REDRUM!

SNORK @ hogsate. Prepared Eva to play Lisa on Green Acres, no doubt.

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