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August 25, 2011


We regret that we are too faint to present today's edition of Medical News for Men.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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For a minute there, I thought it had something to do with your Strict Policy™.

Is this going to be called The Bobbitt clamp???

We used to use MAST pants on the ambulance and in the E.R. which acted like a tourniquet on injuries like this. However, they don't use those much anymore. I thought they worked great for hypovolemia. This would probably work pretty well. After you knocked out the guy you were trying to put it on.

Ouch! poor guy.

If they used booty armor instead of body armor none of this would be necessay.

So am I supposed to keep one in the trunk of my car, or what? You know, in case I get shot in the penis.


It may cause farting.

Snork @ the Bobbitt Clamp.

(I though they used Super Glue and then sutures...)

I love that they call it The CRoC.

All rappers should get one along with their first gold record.

Going to register my patent for the Kevlar Kup.

All I know is that if I was a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan, I would be taking the extra ammo out of my backpack to make room for one of these.

It has been claimed that the most certain way to stop blood flow to the penis is by marriage.

Steve, that is unless if it self-induced.

They are testing groin armor.

I saw Camouflage Diaper open for Goo Goo Dolls.

Looks like an old fashioned codpiece. Everything old is new again.

Kevlar Codpiece. They opened for Sex Pistols.

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