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The name of the strip club is "Miracle Hands"--*snicker*
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 31, 2011 at 11:13 AM
There is a special place in h3ll for people who do things like this. *SMACKS* Allen at Division.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 31, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Aww...and all the poor women would have gotten lots of money, plenty of exercise, and positive emotional feedback. *sigh*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 31, 2011 at 11:35 AM
someone's getting their palms greased
Posted by: sandy | August 31, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Sandy--That would make you slip off the pole...
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 31, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Part of the DC Stimulus Package.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | August 31, 2011 at 12:15 PM
If it's not a job, why do we keep reading about "pole dancing classes"?
Posted by: Steve | August 31, 2011 at 12:27 PM
haha allen - but i have miracle hands...& you should see my miracle whip!
Posted by: sandy | August 31, 2011 at 12:32 PM
*snork at Mazar Larry*
Your Tax Dollars at Work
Posted by: Coconuts | August 31, 2011 at 12:41 PM
*WAVES* @ Hammie!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooooooooooooot!! how ya been??
sandy - I'm sure they'd rather see your miracle bra!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Siouxie:
( . )( . )
what bra?
Posted by: sandy | August 31, 2011 at 01:11 PM
Perky!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2011 at 01:32 PM
HEYYYYYYYY Hammie!!!! How's life?
*WAVES Magic Hands at Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Diva | August 31, 2011 at 01:37 PM
somebody call an editor - stat!
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | August 31, 2011 at 01:43 PM
OK.
mudstuffin, you're an editor!
Posted by: wiredog | August 31, 2011 at 01:50 PM
HIV/Aids training? Well, I'm certain a lot of the patrons and staff will be learning a lot about STD's very soon.
Posted by: padraig | August 31, 2011 at 02:22 PM
A) many bartenders, bouncers, scantily clad waitresses and women who remove their clothes professioanlly were trained and given gainful employment.
2) Where will the DC City Council go for lunch now.
iii)The owner was heard to utter the immortal words of mayor for Life Marion Barry, "Da b!+ch set me up".
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 31, 2011 at 02:22 PM
Instead, the city claims Jones opened the Stadium Club gentlemen's club instead
Instead.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 31, 2011 at 02:56 PM
layzee:
what happens instead
stays in stead
Posted by: sandy | August 31, 2011 at 03:19 PM
Indeed.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2011 at 03:27 PM
Interesting name choice; I don't think there are any stadiums in the vicinity. Looks like a good 5 miles to Nationals Park and even farthur to FedEx Field.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | August 31, 2011 at 03:28 PM
also, "farther"/"further"
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | August 31, 2011 at 03:29 PM
that's honest graft. if they had stolen the money and gone to the bahamas, that would be different. that would be dishonest graft.
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2011 at 03:40 PM
"The job training center was supposed to open in 2007." They just noticed now??!! Now there's government in action.
Posted by: Braniff | August 31, 2011 at 04:09 PM
Now lets not jump to conclusions. A "Gentleman's Club" might be one of those places where guys sit around in leather comfy chairs, sipping snifters of brandy and playing bridge. Of course no women allowed. Its possible. Time to head home, to brandy and comfy chair.
Posted by: LeDud | August 31, 2011 at 04:45 PM
Judging by the picture there, looks like his club needs to steal a couple hundred thousand more dollars.
Pretty sure there's no brandy and comfy chairs in there.
Posted by: Elon | August 31, 2011 at 05:31 PM
Elon - there may possibly be a Brandy, however.
Posted by: markhh | August 31, 2011 at 06:15 PM
If the present Administration was half this entrepreneurial, FLOTUS would kick somebody's buttooskies and break their miracle hands. Instead.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | August 31, 2011 at 07:11 PM
the city claims Jones opened the Stadium Club gentlemen's club instead. Now the city says it wants its money back and more.
In ones and fives, folded in half and slipped into its G-string... (Ummmm, Sharkie told me...)
Posted by: frodolives | August 31, 2011 at 10:31 PM
The training facility was supposed to have opened in 2007 and they are just now noticing it did not.
Government oversight in action.
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