AS IS HER CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
The incident, according to police, took place after Knowles was not allowed inside “Club Cameo” on South Beach Sunday night because she was carrying a five-foot tall inflatable banana.
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger, who says, "This doesn't happen where I live.")
Darn, a chance to comment first and the brain is blank. Gotta be a good banana joke out there that I have forgot.
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 30, 2011 at 11:45 AM
No need to guess what state.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2011 at 11:47 AM
'Knowles is known for her singing & dancing career & appearances in films such as Johnson Family Vacation'
- so she's performed with 'big bananas' before?
Posted by: sandy | August 30, 2011 at 11:55 AM
"I have literally had my last leg.." she said.
I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: pokerplayer | August 30, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Acts name: La Chiquita & her Banana.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | August 30, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Yeah-- publish a story mentioning Beyonce and a giant banana and see what develops.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | August 30, 2011 at 12:33 PM
The fruit of all evils?
Posted by: Ralph | August 30, 2011 at 01:08 PM
I don't think they were discriminating against her because of her race. I think they were discriminating against her because she's stupid. That's just my opinion. This sounds like she is just trying to get her name in the papers and on the news. Her sister Beyonce just announced she is having a baby so I guess she wants her share of the spotlight.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2011 at 01:27 PM
If they discriminated against the stupid, cindy, South Beach would be a ghost town.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2011 at 02:13 PM
I prefer the headline on this version.
Posted by: Diva | August 30, 2011 at 03:02 PM
Diva, your article also had this great line: "Police said they did not take the banana into custody..."
I wonder if the banana split.
Posted by: Braniff | August 30, 2011 at 03:14 PM
BRAVO, Jeff!
Posted by: Diva | August 30, 2011 at 03:15 PM
Not one "happy to see me" comment? Disappointed.
Posted by: Bill In Alaska | August 30, 2011 at 03:43 PM
*snork* @ diva & braniff -
also noted:
it happened on a sundae
Posted by: sandy | August 30, 2011 at 04:01 PM
I bet not many bananas deflate around her.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 30, 2011 at 04:42 PM
"Is that a giant inflatable banana in your pocket or....? etc.
C'mon, admit you were thinking it.
Posted by: Wolfsong | August 30, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Does it say anywhere what the purpose of the banana was or what possible use it was going to be put to?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | August 31, 2011 at 10:33 AM