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Wow man, the walls, the walls! They're like green and spiky!
Posted by: wiredog | July 22, 2011 at 10:39 AM
*slaps wiredog back into reality* Friends don't let friends do asparagus.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 22, 2011 at 11:52 AM
I can't wait to snort a McDonald's cheeseburger. I'll probably lose weight.
Posted by: LeDud | July 22, 2011 at 11:57 AM
...butt does it make ur snot smell funky?
Posted by: sandy | July 22, 2011 at 12:27 PM
*snork at Sandy*
Posted by: Coconuts | July 22, 2011 at 12:38 PM
*asparagus snork at Sandy*
Posted by: Coconuts | July 22, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb.
Posted by: Ralph | July 22, 2011 at 02:21 PM
It's all fun and games until a few months later asparagus starting growing out of your lungs.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | July 22, 2011 at 03:40 PM
Cannabis Skunk Sense WBAGNFARB. Wait. I think it *was* the name of my rock band, or at least the bass and lead guitar players.....
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 22, 2011 at 04:16 PM