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July 22, 2011

'YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS TABLE UNTIL YOU SNORT YOUR VEGETABLES'

...a London-based caterer has transformed asparagus into a powder which is  snorted by diners rather than being eaten.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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Wow man, the walls, the walls! They're like green and spiky!

*slaps wiredog back into reality* Friends don't let friends do asparagus.

I can't wait to snort a McDonald's cheeseburger. I'll probably lose weight.

...butt does it make ur snot smell funky?

*snork at Sandy*

*asparagus snork at Sandy*

Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb.

It's all fun and games until a few months later asparagus starting growing out of your lungs.

Cannabis Skunk Sense WBAGNFARB. Wait. I think it *was* the name of my rock band, or at least the bass and lead guitar players.....

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