WHICH IS WHY WE ALWAYS INGEST MUSK-DEER-GLAND-BASED MEDICINES BEFORE A LIGHTNING STRIKE

North Korea officials blamed traditional musk deer gland medicine used after a lightning strike for five positive tests for steroids at the Women's World Cup, the biggest soccer doping scandal at a major tournament in 17 years.

(Thanks to jon harris)

Comments

[Maj. Liege Beisbol]

Dang...we could have avoided costly congressional hearings if we'd thought of this one.

[Mxymaster]

Well, the Norks have gone for a classic: If no one's going to believe the lie anyway, make it a highly entertaining whopper.

[funny man]

You mean they were trying to use pheremones to win?

Shame, Shame, North Korea.

[Wingnut]

Is this the same stuff I'm putting on my boots when I go deer hunting? I probably should get tested this fall.

[Loudmouth]

Also explains Kim Jong-Il's hair and why he so ronery.

[Steve]

And Granny's tonic explains that roadside test.