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July 20, 2011

WHEN YOU HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN TO SAVE ON GROCERIES

Angelina Jolie Says Sons Eat Crickets 'Like Doritos'

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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Exactly how does a Doritos eat a cricket?

Their nannies have no problems with this?

funny, I eat Doritos just like crickets.

FEH! lifestyles of the rich and disgusting.

The nannies are the ones tasked with catching the crickets!

Whats wrong with crickets ? Everyone likes Beatles.

Crunching Dorito, Leaping Cricket

Every time I see a picture of these kids they are stuffing their faces with stuff like Doritos. So I guess that's a lot of crickets.

After they found some of the old articles about Mommy and Billy Bob Thornton, this was the only way she could get the kids to not drink each other's blood.

Again with the poorly written headlines! This story is actually about a spirit that appeared in a beautiful French vision and instructed young men to consume food. The angel also commented wisely on the food preferences of certain insects.

The headline should, of course, read as follows: "Angel, in a Jolie, Says 'Sons, Eat; Crickets Like Doritos'"

I knew there was a reason I didn't want to date her, 20 years ago!

First crickets, next, Crunchy Frog.

"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."

Ahh, what could be better on a summer's afternoon?

We have one fewer child in our home than the Pitts-Jolies do, so let me just check my wife's grocery list....uhhhhhhh, nope, nope. Don't see "crickets" on there anywhere. I think we'd rather spend the extra few bucks on the Doritos.

Scott, ya don't buy crickets at the store, ya harvest 'em from the back yard. Just like escargot.

They're cheaper than Doritos if you buy them in quantity.

Rich people... they're weird.

I can only wish I had th money to take my kids to other countries and make them grow up cultured.Or like nasty little wild boys depending on your point of view...

"Jimminy" is the lucky son touching her boob.

I thought the whole point of being rich was that people would call you "eccentric" rather than "weird".

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