WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS, BUT WE WANT TO SEE THE VIDEO

A COUNTRY netballer has been suspended after allegations she stuck  her finger up an opponents skirt in a Hopoate-style incident.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[Steve]

As I said to a telemarketer once, "If you stick your nose into my business, don't be surprised if it comes out wearing a red rubber clown ball."
You may make the appropriate substitutions in this case.

[queensbee]

i dont know what a netballer is. and i dont speak australian. (strine) but i'm guessing this person was trying or succeeding at feeling up a team mate, just as someone else did, and was convicted.
kinda smarmy story, and well, yuk.

[nursecindy]

Dave, I don't want to see the video.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Not a teammate, queensbee, an opponent.

He was found guilty of poking the backsides of three North Queensland players.

Just bein' friendly, mate.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Oh, and netball is a derivation of basketball, played mostly by women.

[Cheesewiz]

There is nothing lower than the backside poking of an opposing netballer.

[Just Some Guy]

Netballs are usually smaller than the real kind.

[Scott]

I'm glad they were able to finger the suspect in this case. Or I guess it was the victim who was fingered. Or...well, in any case, I'm guessing the "fingee" received quite a surprise

[Layzeeboy]

inappropriate contact with her backside and crotch area.

Maybe she was just checking for netballs?

[Wingnut]

And to think I've paid good money to have someone do this to me.