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Woman Assaulted With Bratwurst
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
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July 26, 2011
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Thank goodness there weren't any stale hot dog buns laying around with the bratwurst. The results could have been tragic.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 26, 2011 at 07:09 PM
SURVEY
Would you fight someone if they hit you with a bratwurst?
Yes
No
I don't know
And they say newspapers are obsolete. Nonsense!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2011 at 07:09 PM
What happened to my post? It was there a minute ago.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2011 at 07:10 PM
It's back. Weird.
Anyway, why did she keep having this weird homeless woman over if the latter kept trying to pick a fight with her? I don't get this story.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2011 at 07:11 PM
Yes cindy, putting a perfectly good bratwurst into a (shudder!) hot dog bun would be a tragedy.
This woman's lucky she lives in Iowa. In Wisconsin she would have had sausage abuse charges tacked on.
Posted by: padraig | July 26, 2011 at 07:35 PM
Assault with a delicatessen weapon?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | July 26, 2011 at 07:46 PM
"Officers arrested Banks on a charge of simple assault, according to the report."
So if she used a three-course meal, would it be complex assault?
Posted by: Elon | July 26, 2011 at 08:23 PM
Deadly grease marks. The fat-Nazis (not the overweight Nazis) will want the death penalty.
Dippin' my brat in spicy polish mustard.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 26, 2011 at 08:47 PM
So that's what the kids are calling it these days...
Posted by: jon | July 26, 2011 at 09:35 PM
Speaking of assault. I have a confession to make. I almost turned into a guy today. (not really) I was at a store and saw a guy so physically perfect that it was all I could do to not throw myself at him and make very suggestive remarks. AND he was riding on a Harley. I even had a line ready. I was going to say, "You look like my next one-night stand!" Fortunately I contained myself. But he was purty! So blog guys, sometimes we women have the same thoughts.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 26, 2011 at 10:41 PM
Spammers are a couple of sacs of s%&^.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 27, 2011 at 06:41 AM
Jeff,
SURVEY
Would you fight someone if they hit you with a bratwurst?
Yes
No
I don't know
With or without the mustard?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 27, 2011 at 07:54 AM
The best way to get rid of them is NOT TO OPEN THEIR STUPID site. If even ONE person clicks on their site, they have made money.
They don't care what you think of them or they wouldn't be spammers.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 27, 2011 at 07:56 AM
Goo Gone or Desolv-It works wonders on grease stains.
Posted by: Heloise | July 27, 2011 at 08:11 AM
a bratwurst? hell, ida used a canadian bacon.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | July 27, 2011 at 09:17 AM
sorry - i only have kosher brats. and i would be too busy eating them to use them as weaponry.
Posted by: queensbee | July 27, 2011 at 09:40 AM
I started to hit a woman with a brat once. But I just told her to take her kids home.
Posted by: Steve | July 27, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Isn't this how Eliot Wiener got in trouble?
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 27, 2011 at 10:06 AM
WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING EVERY THREAD WITH POSTS ABOUT SPAMMERS?
:) please cut it out.
i spend 10 minutes every morning getting rid of the spam posts. RELAX AND STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM. thank you.
(have i made my point yet?)
Posted by: judi the barberho | July 27, 2011 at 10:23 AM
do you mean eliot spitzer or anthony weiner..........both are douches anyway, so it dunnnnt matter. but stop using innocent sausages as weaponry.
Posted by: queensbee | July 27, 2011 at 10:53 AM
QB, a composite political douchebag to illustrate my point! :) Nice catch!
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 27, 2011 at 11:02 AM