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Is there anything in that country that isn't capable of killing us all?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 18, 2011 at 03:10 PM
We're gonna need a much bigger boat.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 18, 2011 at 03:24 PM
Looks Photoshopped but that might be the scaredy-cat-optimist in me.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 18, 2011 at 03:57 PM
They're absolutely beautiful creatures, seriously.
THAT's what Steve Irwin used to say. And you KNOW what happened to him.
And whoever that is "feeding" the gator in the photo,
KEEP YOUR ARMS INSIDE THE BOAT LEST YOU LOOSE THEM!
Make sure your insurance is paid up, if you travel to
(or in) Australia.
Posted by: funny man | July 18, 2011 at 04:18 PM
Looks like the croc already munched on his own arm.
Seriously.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 18, 2011 at 04:31 PM
Finally, a job Snooki is qualified for.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | July 18, 2011 at 04:38 PM
That's one big handbag.
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 18, 2011 at 05:03 PM
I was thinking of which US politicians I would like to see hand-feed that creature.
And whether he's take just the hand or the whole politician.
Posted by: Steve | July 18, 2011 at 05:13 PM
Boots
Posted by: EyeGore | July 18, 2011 at 05:14 PM
Is it any wonder that in general terrorists are conspicuously absent from down under
Posted by: Marc | July 18, 2011 at 05:27 PM
That crocodile looks like an escapee from 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' at Disney World. Yet another reason not to visit Australia.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 18, 2011 at 05:33 PM
Crikey!
Posted by: Coconuts | July 18, 2011 at 05:36 PM
Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock. Dave, your alarm clock has arrived.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 18, 2011 at 05:46 PM
I don't think it's photoshopped.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 18, 2011 at 07:05 PM
Not photoshopped. Just a huge friggin gator.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | July 18, 2011 at 08:53 PM
Down Boy!
Posted by: Ralph | July 19, 2011 at 01:30 AM
When I see crocks I see shoes! They also have bull sharks in their man made canals, they just eat your pets though and small annoying kids.
In Australia you can say, GET OFF MY LAWN OR I WILL FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS! and mean it.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 19, 2011 at 11:53 AM