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July 22, 2011

SOCIAL NOTE FROM CONNERSVILLE, INDIANA

Reserve police officer accused of having sex in public pool

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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From The Smoking Gun's version:

Pool manager Cindy Schwab told cops that she walked up behind Helms and Cross “when she realized what they were doing,” according to a Connersville Police Department report. After telling the pair to stop, Schwab said that Cross moved away from Helms, which was when “she could see the male’s penis.

I'm going out on a limb here by assuming that alcohol was involved. At least I hope it was. It would be sad to be that stupid when you're sober.

I imagine he was also doing the breaststroke?

Disgusting, having sex in a pool contaminated by children's urine.

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