SLEEP TIGHT
Deep sinkhole opens under woman's bed
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July 20, 2011
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OHHHHH! A sinkhole UNDER the bed. My bad.
Posted by: WYLIECOYOTE | July 20, 2011 at 11:35 AM
I dated a couple of women like that in college...
Posted by: padraig | July 20, 2011 at 11:35 AM
*longs for the happy and carefree days when all I had to worry about were monsters under the bed*
Posted by: fivver | July 20, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Sleep number -50. Deep sleep.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 20, 2011 at 11:53 AM
all is well
Posted by: Mare bear | July 20, 2011 at 12:12 PM
There are ABSOLUTELY
NO
forest ball jugglers,
booby bomb smugglers.
Sinkin' holes sunken,
postal men drunken.
Great white sharks leaping
or poo-geysers seeping
(.....hey, dog with the beer - you can come here...!)
No canuck alligators,
or book m@sterbaters
EVER ALLOWED
in
my jacuzzi
Posted by: sandy | July 20, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Are those bricks lining her sinkhole?
Posted by: Wingnut | July 20, 2011 at 01:06 PM
they always hear a loud boom. are there other kinds of booms?
Posted by: queensbee | July 20, 2011 at 02:40 PM
You think she would have been suspicious when her bedroom shoes kept disappearing. Not to mention the cat.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 20, 2011 at 03:02 PM
bwaaahhhhaa, cindy.
yeah. where DID i put the................aaaaackkkkkkkkkkk
Posted by: queensbee | July 20, 2011 at 04:02 PM