RELIGION UPDATE
Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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July 16, 2011
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Looks more the Che to me.
Posted by: markhh | July 16, 2011 at 07:31 PM
"And we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else," Sutherland said,
...as he logged on to eBay.
Posted by: Betsy | July 16, 2011 at 07:32 PM
But can they still get their money back?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 16, 2011 at 07:43 PM
Looks like Jesus the gardener. He'll do anything to get out of mowing the lawn.
Posted by: Wolfsong | July 16, 2011 at 08:01 PM
Looks more like Buckwheat to me.
Although "Jesus in a Walmart Receipt" WBAGNFA country song.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 16, 2011 at 08:32 PM
I should show this to my pastor. He says to see Jesus in everything, but this may be taking that a bit too far.
Posted by: The Minx | July 16, 2011 at 08:46 PM
Jesus is balding?
Posted by: KJP | July 16, 2011 at 08:52 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. South Carolina. I'm almost positive Jesus wouldn't go to Walmart. Although with the way some of the people dress who do go there I wouldn't be surprised to see the Fashion Police.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 16, 2011 at 09:53 PM
Put a turban on him and he looks more like Bin Laden.
Posted by: Coconuts | July 16, 2011 at 10:21 PM
How much money do they plan on making from this receipt? Hmmmmmmm!
Posted by: Theresa | July 16, 2011 at 10:49 PM
Lincoln?
Posted by: Elon | July 17, 2011 at 12:45 AM
snork @ markhh!
Jesus is balding and shops at Wal*Mart? If so, why does he "allow" all the screaming, crying and spoiled children (Not to mention "parents" that don't have a clue!) in WallyMart? This afternoon I went to my local
Wally and the noise from "disruptive" children would have made Guantanamo Bay seem like paradise.
DId anyone find out if the Sutherlands were cousins who married, or finished high school? Just asking...
Posted by: funny man | July 17, 2011 at 01:29 AM
It could also be Muhammed--or Charles Manson. Even me. Hard to say.
Posted by: Jeff Matthews | July 17, 2011 at 04:41 AM
I've invoked His name many times trying to find a checkout lane in our WalMart that was open, but never saw Him in my receipt. By that time I always kind of assumed I was in a little bit of trouble.
Posted by: Wingnut | July 17, 2011 at 07:32 AM
Jesus saves at Walmart. Something to do with that Walmart wine?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 17, 2011 at 07:47 AM
Looks more like Charlie Manson to me. And at least we know what he looked like - there is no contemporaneous image of Jesus (experts suggest he would have looked like Danny deVito).
Posted by: John Finn | July 17, 2011 at 09:14 AM
Savior Receipt for Full Redemption!
Posted by: sandy | July 17, 2011 at 09:36 AM
Just read a book where a character with a wicked sense of humor had this sign on her desk:
Jesus is Coming - Look Busy
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 17, 2011 at 09:43 AM
Looks like actor Jamie Farr, unshaven.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 17, 2011 at 10:47 AM
I confess, I've uttered his name a few times after seeing the total...
Posted by: JG | July 17, 2011 at 11:04 AM
HE WILL RETURN!
aahhhh... how i've missed the hand basket...
Posted by: sandy | July 17, 2011 at 11:41 AM
A WalMart receipt? No way. I'd believe a grilled cheese sandwich, though.
Posted by: Ernie G | July 17, 2011 at 12:06 PM
*snork* @ Sandy.
Posted by: NotSherly | July 17, 2011 at 12:15 PM
snork@sandy, and save room for me in that handbasket.. but not for going to walmart. stay out of there!!
Posted by: queensbee | July 17, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I'm not a christian but my wife is so why is it she gets upset when I invoke Him?
"Jesus H. Christ!" I say and she gives me that look.
BTW, He looks like He got hold of some bad fish. And maybe a little too much wine.
Posted by: Steve | July 17, 2011 at 06:23 PM
Steve, because his middle name is Eggbert.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 17, 2011 at 08:49 PM
Ahh. That explains it.
He's middle English.
Actually, that doesn't explain much.
Posted by: Steve | July 17, 2011 at 09:28 PM
Blessed are the receipt makers.
Posted by: Ralph | July 17, 2011 at 09:47 PM