PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETH... NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON'T
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
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July 20, 2011
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that's what you get for too much hand-mucking
(i saw Mutant Sperm open for
SexlessSTYX)Posted by: sandy | July 20, 2011 at 04:29 PM
I think Mutant Sperm is a SyFy Channel movie next weekend, starring all four Baldwin brothers.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 20, 2011 at 04:50 PM
I think Mutant Sperm opened for the Sex Pistols.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 20, 2011 at 04:55 PM
I shall call it 'Chazz'
Posted by: Dr. Cherr | July 20, 2011 at 04:58 PM
Just have a hanky ready
Posted by: addicted to 24 | July 20, 2011 at 05:08 PM
Do we know for sure that the real problem isn't that the egg has a headache?
Posted by: Wingnut | July 20, 2011 at 07:42 PM
Does that Phellps fellow know about this?
Posted by: Phill McAvity | July 20, 2011 at 09:37 PM
Maybe the egg resents the use of a "Klingon cloaking device" to help the sperm "sneak their way to an egg." Talk about dirty tricks...
Posted by: Betsy | July 21, 2011 at 12:02 AM
Wonder what kind of magazine was read by said whale in donating sperm?
"Wow! Look at those flippers!"
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 21, 2011 at 08:22 AM
Lemme see if I got this right.
Mutated sperm has six Cds out....sorry...
Mutated sperm can not swim because they don't the necessary green
cardfluorescent...so they are basically retarded?
God moves in mysterious ways...
Posted by: funny man | July 21, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Serial (serious) question: If your sperm has more green florescence, is the vessel from which it comes (no comment here) florescent, too?
Posted by: eil | July 21, 2011 at 02:36 PM