NO NEED TO PANIC: IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE
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July 31, 2011
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Posted by: Betsy | July 31, 2011 at 12:42 PM
It's not uncommon to see cars here, in the summer, with snakes wrapped around tailpipes or bumpers. I usually stop my car before screaming and going into full panic mode.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 31, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Looks like a non-poisonous fox or milk snake, or similar species. Why not just pull over and let it drop off? It probably was fatally injured hitting the pavement at 60 mph, if not run over. Still, she kept her cool. That was a good-sized snake.
Posted by: There are Too Darn Many of us Steves Lately | July 31, 2011 at 01:10 PM
Musical Interlude (to Dylan's Blowing in wind)
How many miles must an SUV travel
before we can call it a day
And how many snakes can ride on our hood
with distracting Kate?
The answer my friend, is Snaking in the wind,
the answer is Snaking in the wind.
Posted by: funny man | July 31, 2011 at 02:23 PM
That poor snake! It was undoubtedly terrified. The civilized thing to do would have been to just pull the car off the side of the road and let the snake escape.
I hope she's plagued by all the mice that snake would have eaten had it lived.
Posted by: Steve | July 31, 2011 at 02:44 PM
Steve...Poor mice! that the snake etc.
Mother Nature. She's cold.
Posted by: Betsy | July 31, 2011 at 04:02 PM
Betsy, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Even my wife has made peace with the cow snakes that get in the basement because we have little tolerance for mice and the farm is in the middle of over 40 acres of grass (the kind cows eat).
Posted by: Steve | July 31, 2011 at 04:28 PM
If this happened in Texas, the window (and roof) would have many, many bullet holes.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | July 31, 2011 at 04:44 PM
Steve...point taken. Although I'm sorry to hear about your grass.
Posted by: Betsy | July 31, 2011 at 08:46 PM
As are we all, Betsy, as are we all.
Posted by: Steve | July 31, 2011 at 09:52 PM
Snake on a pane.
Somebody had to say it.
Posted by: Ralph | August 01, 2011 at 03:44 PM