NEWS YOU CAN USE
Humans are most at risk of being eaten by lions just after a full moon
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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July 22, 2011
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I don't have to outrun the lion. I just need to outrun you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 22, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Where,
wolflion?Posted by: sandy | July 22, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Somebody really needs to give that lion a toothbrush and some toothpaste. He looks like he might be a smoker.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 22, 2011 at 12:08 PM
1. Mooning lions is STUPID! Ya can't run very fast with your drawers pulled down.
2. But what a great name for...
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 22, 2011 at 12:12 PM
The lions can see you better, and, if you are anywhere near a lion, you have probably drunk up your fortnightly paycheck.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 22, 2011 at 02:01 PM
Cindy, I think lion teeth are naturally yellow. I've never seen any pictures of them with white teeth.
Posted by: Elon | July 22, 2011 at 02:10 PM
I see the wheels of capitalism in motion...teeth whiteners for lions. Sell it to zoos and vegas performers. Instant hit !
Posted by: LeDud | July 22, 2011 at 02:20 PM
Anyone wonder if the lions just get the munchies when there is a full moon?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 22, 2011 at 02:58 PM
When the NFL starts back up they may need to reschedule some of the Detroit home games.
Posted by: Martini Shark | July 22, 2011 at 03:00 PM
Dr Packer, of Minnesota, studied the Lions.
Whaddabout da Bears?
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 22, 2011 at 03:17 PM
Da Bears only bite after the regionals.
Posted by: Betsy | July 22, 2011 at 03:32 PM
Wouldn't it be convenient if lions' teeth glowed in the dark like David Schwimmer's in Friends?
Posted by: Steve | July 22, 2011 at 04:21 PM