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See Le Car. See Stanley.
See Le Patio Umbrella.
See le Car` get jacked in Jackson County.
(local joke).
Posted by: funny man | July 22, 2011 at 07:44 PM
I would think a trailer hitch on a Smart Car is as practical as a condom machine in a convent.
I hope he's married, because this will not impress the gals at the speed dating gathering.
Posted by: Martini Shark | July 22, 2011 at 10:37 PM
That's not a car. This is a car! Been in a lot of convents have you Sharkie?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 22, 2011 at 11:10 PM
Nice one, cindy.
I could have used a canopy yesterday - 104 degrees.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 23, 2011 at 08:15 AM
nurse cindy!
Thank you!
They should be restricted to the side roads and for going to the store to buy an apple or something.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2011 at 08:24 AM
Where can I buy one of these?!
Posted by: Suzie Q. Wacvet (since 1994) | July 23, 2011 at 11:28 AM