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July 25, 2011

A Chinese man found singing in poo had to be pulled from a sewer after he dived down a manhole in an attempt to avoid a fight.

(Thanks to Anil Haji)

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Incredibly, he was holding a dead hedgehog...

Posted by: eil | July 25, 2011 at 04:45 PM

Yuan Fan got into the stink...

'The sh!t hit the fan'

Posted by: sandy | July 25, 2011 at 04:52 PM

I was thinkin' the Fan hit the sh!t. :D

Posted by: The French | July 25, 2011 at 04:59 PM

Oops.

Posted by: Diva, who is not French | July 25, 2011 at 05:03 PM

confucius say: 'man who sing in poo have sh!tty voice'

Posted by: sandy | July 25, 2011 at 05:44 PM

Methinks it had something to do with the fake Apple store in Kunming we read about on the blog earlier.

And surprisingly, alcohol and walnuts were involved.

Posted by: funny man | July 25, 2011 at 05:45 PM

"I'm sorry, M'am, but your husband fell into the beer tank."
"Oh, my goodness!. Is he all right?"
"We think so. He's gotten away from us three times already."

Posted by: Steve | July 25, 2011 at 05:55 PM

*SNORKS* all around!

Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 25, 2011 at 06:13 PM

"When we woke him up he made his thanks again and then set off in the direction of what we assume was his home..."
...where his wife later claimed not to know his whereabouts, and a neighbor remarked on the sudden doubling in size of her compost pile.

Posted by: Betsy | July 25, 2011 at 06:39 PM

Singing in the RAIN.

Way better.

Posted by: hogsatemysister | July 25, 2011 at 08:03 PM

Was it mousie dung ?

Posted by: Clankie | July 25, 2011 at 08:27 PM

[slight pause then the light dawns]
*snork* @ Clankie

No...he's gone to his celestial reward

Posted by: Betsy | July 25, 2011 at 08:49 PM

I know what that rescue squad guy is thinking: "They do not pay me enough to deal with this sh!t."

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 25, 2011 at 08:59 PM

*snork* at the spammer.