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July 23, 2011

HUMANS, ON THE OTHER HAND...

Garden slugs prefer Budweiser over imported brands

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Oh my god. Why haven't I thought of that? I'll bet I can attract guys this way........

Isn't Budweiser now a "foreign brand?"

Otis,

'Tis.

Die American, slugs!

Whereas I'd prefer eating a slug to a Bud.

Jeff.

Slugs over sludge huh? I Don't blame you.

Gonna be 102 thousand degrees here in NOVA (that is Northern Va for those in West VA) with 700% humidity and that is only in my under arms.

Mikey, isn't it cooling off there? We're having a WONDERFUL, COOL thunderstorm right now in MA - at least 25 degrees cooler than yesterday.

And totally O/T: My son is 21 years old today. Hold that geezer bus for me!

Pass out the walkers! Happy BD to your son!

Won't "cool off" here until tomorrow. Which is relative since coool means 90 rather than 100.

Us too, Mikey. 104 yesterday, 100 today ('a few more clouds' apparently), only 90 tomorrow.

It's so hot here I have trees falling down! btw, if a tree falls and no one is around it does make a sound. In fact it goes, "Boom". I won't mention that a certain unnamed blogger (Jeff Meyerson) asked me if the squirrels were okay.

Also, Congratulations Guin. Now you won't have to worry about him anymore. Actually you will worry about him all the time but you don't have to.

Guin, Happy 21st to your son. I think I can remember back deep in the last century when I reached that milestone.

Jeff,

Never have figured out the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny.

Cindy,

Really? Trees falliing down? That must be serious cause they have roots that can find water.

If a man says something and there is no woman around to correct him, is he still wrong?

Happy b'day to son o'Guin! I won't tell you how long ago MY son turned 21, but that's because I'm too old to subtract 21 from 43

Hold the bus: I'm hobbling as fast as I can...

Yes Mikey, he is still wrong. I guess my tree was too dumb to try and find water. btw, partly cloudy= : ( Partly sunny= : )

Snork @ MikeyVA!!!!

Kinda like the raging debate over half full, vs. half empty.
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Basically its all a litmus test to see whether you are an optimist, pessimist or tree.

Just in...sorta...

Miller Lite wins in tatse test over other (light.low calorie beers)...

read the results here.

Interesting that she bought Molson because it was cheaper than Bud.

I remember a Three Stooges short, where Larry asked for burnt toast. Moe asks "why burnt toast?"

Larry responds" Because I got a tapeweorm, and that's good enough for him!'

So whether you blame beer buying on tapeworms or slugs, enjoy what you have in the ever=present now.

It proves that slugs have no taste.

All my old friends used to drink Bud. Which goes to prove their girlfriends were right.....they were all slugs.

No wonder -- wuz tryin' to get rid of Coors by using on slugs. As opposed to getting rid of slugs with...

And MORE happys to Guinson!!!

I think our Martini Shark works for Budweiser. NTTAWWT.

My wife sent me to the liquor store to buy beer to kill the slugs. (I knew this trick decades ago).
I told the clerk I wanted some really cheap stuff to drive off the slugs.
He guided me to a brand he called "that biker beer". He said it was what he used when he wanted to get rid of unwanted relatives.
So slugs or unwanted relatives? It's a fine line.

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