HOW BAD IS THE HEAT WAVE?
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July 20, 2011
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It looks friendly. Hey Mom, can we keep it?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 20, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Scroll down to what eyewitness Joerg W said; he gives a gud discryptshun.
Posted by: Ralph | July 20, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Snowbirds come home with pets.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 20, 2011 at 11:58 AM
It'll be winter up there in a month, I doubt it's going to bother the skaters much. If it's still around then put it in the penalty box, that should make the hockey players behave
Posted by: Wingnut | July 20, 2011 at 01:12 PM
edgar? (sorry)
Posted by: queensbee | July 20, 2011 at 02:41 PM
Anyone who spots the reptile should call police or the provincial ministry.
HYPOTHETICAL:
Me: Hello, Father Joseph, I think I've spotted a two or three foot gator in the pond.
FJ: Son, you need to get off the sauce. Say three :Hail Marys: and see me in the Parrish office.
Posted by: funny man | July 20, 2011 at 03:22 PM
another off-topic comment
A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure."
"Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator."
Posted by: funny man | July 20, 2011 at 03:25 PM
SNORK @funny man! It really is (Paris Hilton) HOTTTT out there. I've put 3 bowls of water out for the birds I feed. Poor things!
Posted by: eil | July 20, 2011 at 04:29 PM
I agree with Joerg. Yeah, what he said.
What the heck did he say?
Posted by: Steve | July 20, 2011 at 06:23 PM
"what is believed to be an alligator"?!?!?
They don't get out much up there, eh?
Posted by: Joel | July 20, 2011 at 07:22 PM
T quote a line from His Daveness, when asked how hot it was by Joel Achenbach --
It is so hot the statues have armpit stains.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 21, 2011 at 10:03 AM
That looks a lot like Wendi Deng.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | July 22, 2011 at 08:23 AM