HE HAD HIS REASONS
Man ‘defecated on dead hedgehog in street’
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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July 22, 2011
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That'll teach it to not share the hedges!
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 22, 2011 at 08:04 PM
This short article raises more questions than it answers. For example, did the undesirable event HAPPEN on July 3, or did something ELSE happen on July 3 that no one is willing to talk about? Does it matter where the guy lived before he felt compelled to take the action he took? Is the hedgehog (and perhaps other byproducts) being held in an evidence locker somewhere? If so, where do I send the sympathy card for the employee who oversees the evidence locker? Dave, you are toying with us!
Posted by: zeliasgrand | July 22, 2011 at 09:42 PM
We would have had NO PROBLEM if the hedgehog had been alive and consenting because that would be judgmental.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | July 22, 2011 at 11:14 PM
Dead Hedgehog Defecation WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Ralph | July 22, 2011 at 11:55 PM
I totally agree with zeliasgran. If they're going to run stories like this, we need to know even more! Does he have an attorney? What's his defense? "No witnesses"? "Mistaken identity"?
A break in the (gack) Chain of Evidence? Or was this an innocent effort to compost?
And, of course, was alcohol involved?
Posted by: Betsy | July 23, 2011 at 01:05 AM
Ancient proverb: It is much better to be P-o'd than it is to be P-d on!
Need proof? Ask the unfortunately dead hedgehog.
Posted by: PirateBoy's Spiffy New Smartphone | July 23, 2011 at 01:56 AM
Poor hedgehog was a victim of a
shit and runs.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 23, 2011 at 02:44 AM
Oh, I think we can take it as written that there was alcohol involved, Betsy.
But where's the crime? Did he actually kill the hedgehog (which sounds like a m@sturbation euphemism, or AGNFARB)?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 23, 2011 at 08:32 AM
Question,
Why would one poop on a dead rodent in the road? Did he confuse it with the loo?
Question,
Is he being held because the rodent was killed by his poop?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2011 at 08:39 AM
Jeff...I imagine this falls under the heading of "disorderly conduct". Although if he actually managed to hit his target, it sounds pretty orderly to me...
Posted by: Betsy | July 23, 2011 at 11:24 AM
The only reason the pioneers used corn cobs was they had no easy access to a nice hedgehog when it was needed.
Posted by: Steve | July 23, 2011 at 05:39 PM