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July 22, 2011

GOD HELP US IF IT EVER FARTS

Mass Extinction Caused by Deadly 'Earth Burp'

(Thanks to Otis, who says he saw Deadly Earth Burp open for Deep Purple)

UPDATE: Apparently, it already did fart.

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Fatal Flatulance. Or is it Flatulence ?

There's a Uranus joke in here somewhere.

too easy nc: we all know uranus has deadly gas

Conjugation time(if Mr. Language man does not object)

Myanus,Uranus, His/heranus, Ouranus.

I blame Randy, my best friend from high school. If deadly gas was involved, so was Randy.

Wait a minute - if it was methane it had to be a fart and not a burp. Wonder who pulled earth's finger?

Or was it a former NASA employee?

“But it will be interesting to see how animals and ecosystems cope nowadays compared to those in the young Triassic,” Ruhl added.

Gee. Can't wait.

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