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Absolutely on my bucket list.
No really.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 23, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Diver. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Suzy Q (the original) | July 23, 2011 at 11:34 AM
The diver dould have been krilled...
Posted by: JG | July 23, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Stick a cracker under him and he would be the perfect
oerdevoir, oar derve, ordervelittle snack.Posted by: nursecindy | July 23, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Nursecindy,
That is Horse Ovaries.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2011 at 01:43 PM
snork@ JG
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 23, 2011 at 01:43 PM
Awesome photo, NC!
Dave, methinks this could spark another Peter Pan-type
Broadway play:
Jason and the Great Whale Shark! (An updated and fun
version of Jonah and the whale)...
Posted by: funny man | July 23, 2011 at 02:27 PM
Fake fake fake fake fake ...
Posted by: SW | July 23, 2011 at 02:27 PM
I don't think so, SW.
Posted by: Guin the Overheated | July 23, 2011 at 04:16 PM
If I had been the diver in that picture I would either have been paddling very rapidly or would have been belly-up dead from a heart attack.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 23, 2011 at 04:40 PM
Oh, Man, that's so on my list of things to do!
I caught a black-tip shark the other day, a little boy about two feet long. It wasn't the same thing, though.
And for those wondering how you tell if a shark is a boy or girl: you look.
Posted by: Steve | July 23, 2011 at 05:24 PM
Jonah? Pinoccio? Gepetto? Can't be all bad.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 23, 2011 at 09:41 PM
The photo looks like the diver = plopped olive in a martini shark. Fortunately, he was only shaken, not strained.
Posted by: Ralph | July 23, 2011 at 10:28 PM