DESIRABLE SWEATING IS STILL OK

A ban on topless men boarding buses in Brighton and Hove has been enforced due to undesirable sweating.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[oldfatguy]

Well I did not want to ride their stinky old bus anyway

[queensbee]

there is desirable sweating?

[hogsatemysister]

Since women 'glow', they don't 'sweat', they can still go topless on the bus. I love mass transit.

[Betsy]

In the spirit of the free market competition, note that their competitor states 'People don’t have to be lemon fresh to get on our buses,' explained finance manager, Richard Marsh. 'Toplessness is welcome as long as it doesn’t contravene the law about public decency – fancy dress and breast feeding is also fine.

I move that the Blog entertain proposals from both vendors when it's time to re-up the contract for the Geezer Bus.

[Clankie]

Topless women ride free.

[Mazar Larry]

Brits sweat less if they wear shirts?

[eil]

No Mazar, it's the little droplets that fall from the nipples of their man boobs they find offensive.

[MikeyVA]

eil,

Thanks, not hungry for dinner now.

[Loudmouth]

What? None of their shirts smelled right.

[MikeyVA]

IGNORE THE SPAMMERS AND THEY WILL GO AWAY. DO NOT CLICK ON THEIR SITE.

Where are the nuclear weapons when we need them?

[Stop Sweating Magic]

Never realized there was such a thing as desirable sweating. I supposed to anyone who has a sweating problem, the only thing we can think about is making it stop forever.