CSI: SEATTLE
Naked homeowner fends off would-be car prowler
Suggestive Opening Sentence: Randall Dykstra is a hard-working landscaper who believes very strongly in his right to stand-up for himself.
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
Related Update: 70-Year-Old Woman Chases Naked Intruder Out of Home
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
Suggestive Second Sentence: A would-be robber just found that out the hard way.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 26, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Wake me when 70 year old women start chasing naked intruders into their homes.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 26, 2011 at 02:35 PM
We need pictures of the girlfriend.
What?
And why did the second dimbulb take his clothes off? I hope she batted his balls for him.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2011 at 03:19 PM
seems to be a rash of this kind of thing.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | July 26, 2011 at 05:53 PM