COLORADO SPORTS BULLETIN
Dokken state champ in hand-mucking
Dokken also competed in the women's hand-steeling competition, taking second place against one other competitor, who also travels the state to compete.
Key Quote Indicating What a Person Needs to Become a Champion Hand-Mucker: "I have the itch."
(Thanks to Colorado Correspondent Claire Martin)
See your doctor. They have topicals for that and if necessary a shot of penicilin will do the job.
Posted by: Wingnut | July 19, 2011 at 01:29 PM
Hand mucking is a leading cause of blindness
Posted by: pokerplayer | July 19, 2011 at 01:33 PM
And she does her mucking in a pink skirt, to boot!
Now a woman who has a shovel in her hands and knows what to do with it, now that is MY kinda woman. And those muscles! Whoa Jenna! You got a holster for those guns?
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | July 19, 2011 at 02:53 PM
I too muck in a white skirt! I think it is a rule.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 19, 2011 at 02:59 PM
If she has children, is she a mother mucker? Just askin'
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 19, 2011 at 03:02 PM
If anything lasts longer than 4 hours, call your physician.
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 19, 2011 at 03:36 PM
To truly appreciate this woman's ability, you'd have to try & go muck yourself.
Posted by: sandy | July 19, 2011 at 03:41 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself, Sandy!
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 19, 2011 at 03:44 PM
From now on, every time I hand muck I will think of Jenna Dokken.
Should I write her and tell her that? I feel like I owe her.
Posted by: padraig | July 19, 2011 at 04:05 PM
Looks like "Mother Muckers" has been taken:
http://www.altacolorado.com/photo-160-20090809%20Teen%20Hand%20Mucking%20Competition.html
Posted by: JMike | July 19, 2011 at 04:20 PM
I should also note that the last time I talked about hand mucking and hand stealing, we were in a poker game with some aggressive opponents. (They were doing the stealing and I was doing the mucking.)
Posted by: JMike | July 19, 2011 at 04:49 PM
Are they British? They don't speak English as I know it.
Posted by: Steve | July 19, 2011 at 06:01 PM
I saw Dokken open for Whitesnake.
Posted by: Dan Barr | July 19, 2011 at 10:33 PM
So, it took me some time to find, but apparently, hand-mucking is a race to fill a mining cart to the top with rocks and then push it to the finish line. Lord only knows why.
Posted by: Elon | July 20, 2011 at 01:49 AM
So, it took me some time to find, but apparently, hand-mucking is a race to fill a mining cart to the top with rocks and then push it to the finish line.
Posted by: Elon | July 20, 2011 at 01:49 AM
So, those women have stones?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 20, 2011 at 07:30 AM
So, those women have stones?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 20, 2011 at 07:30 AM
Is there an echo here on the blog?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 20, 2011 at 08:15 AM