CHRISTMAS IS COMING
You know what Dad wants.
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July 21, 2011
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Dave, when you get yours, I call dibs on the first free ride you give, with your kind permission! Cool!
Posted by: funny man | July 21, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Posted by: wiredog | July 21, 2011 at 11:02 AM
You blog guys can wish all you want but you're (not your) getting a new robe and a nice tie for Christmas.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 21, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Just don't let a dealer know that you are interested in any car on the face of the earth. You'll get hounded by any communication mode in humanity like you would not believe.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 21, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Wiredog! Keep that up and you won't get anything for Christmas. Except maybe a few of his cd's. And a nice pair of headphones.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 21, 2011 at 11:18 AM
"Wait'll the geeks at ComicCon get a load of me!"
Posted by: Martini Shark | July 21, 2011 at 11:37 AM
I'll take the turbine engine but with the helicopter attached instead.
Posted by: Shark Tooth John | July 21, 2011 at 11:57 AM
That is what the Batmobile should sound like.
"Atomic batteries to power"
"Turbines to speed".
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 21, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Must be guys... I just want my air conditioner to work without an $800 bill. NMUA, I know; I work in the industry. It's mostly email now because of the Do Not Call laws.
Posted by: eil | July 21, 2011 at 02:29 PM
Take that puppy up to top speed and slam on the brakes. Watch it leave a trail of molten steel on the ground.
Posted by: There are Too Darn Many of us Steves Lately | July 21, 2011 at 06:47 PM
If it doesn't have airbags, I won't ride in it.
Posted by: Jill Clayburgh | July 21, 2011 at 08:16 PM
I'll settle for the robe and tie for Christmas...if I get to pick who will be in it
Posted by: Wingnut | July 21, 2011 at 08:55 PM
Alternative transportation.
Posted by: Ralph | July 22, 2011 at 12:02 AM