CAR 54, WHERE ARE YOU?

Police officers shoot each other as they try to arrest child porn suspect at Harry Potter screening

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[CANETILLIDIE.....DH]

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[wiredog]

So they were apprehending an unarmed man, outside a theater that was showing HP7.2 and thus would be packed with kids, and they drew their weapons? They're lucky they only shot each other.

[pokerplayer]

You shouldn't yell "Fire" at a crowded movie theater

[Coconuts]

Obviously, they were Muggles.

[Cheesewiz]

You should also not yell "movie" at a crowded fire house. (Steve Martin)

[Olo Baggins of Bywater]

They were just re-enacting the final scene.

[Emmett Flatus]

What a circle of jerks.

[abbie normal]

The only reason that this is funny and not tragic is that they were lousy shots.

[EyeGore]

Can anyone say circular firing squad?

[Elon]

abbie, also that they weren't really lousy shots.

[Cheesewiz]

There's a holdup in the Bronx
Brooklyn's broken out in fights
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild...
Car 54 where are you?

[Layzeeboy]

Cheesewiz, get on the bus right now. (The fact that I remember it is irrelevant).

[Clankazoid]

Spazocoppamus !

[eil]

*HAR* at Cheesewiz! Goooood one!

[Jeff Meyerson]

The [Police] Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.

[eve]

He was probably just reaching for his wand.

[funny man]

Wizardry and children will be punished to the full fool extent of the law.

[padraig]

And all the open carry gun freaks say we'll be SO much safer when they're packing everywhere. Especially when undercover cops start shooting at each other. I mean, if a couple of NRA vigilantes decide to jump in and help out, what could go wrong?

[padraig]

I tried to label that with a *start rant* and *end rant* to discourage further debate, but the blog ate it.

[Steve]

I have to ask: what is third-degree possession?

[nursecindy]

Other than that how was the movie? For Steve:

Sec. 53a-196f. Possessing child pornography in the third degree: Class D felony. (a) A person is guilty of possessing child pornography in the third degree when such person knowingly possesses fewer than twenty visual depictions of child pornography.

(b) Possessing child pornography in the third degree is a class D felony.

[Martini Shark]

The cops were thrown off by the invisibility cloak. (Yes, our house has been on a Harry marathon the past few weeks. I know more about it than I care, which is "anything".)

[Steve]

Speaking of child porn, is there ANYBODY out there with kids over 25 years old who doesn't have one (or more) of those pictures of their kids running around that plastic pool "embarrassed nekid" because it was SO CUTE that the diapers got wet and fell off and what the hell did we know about child porn?