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July 18, 2011
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As a Georgia native, I completely understand this. Of course my cousins just throw an M-80 in the water, gather up the affected fish, and then go home.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 18, 2011 at 10:04 AM
"Kirk fishes off a boat with a 1958 model outboard motor that he keeps in running shape. Recently it gave him some problems."
I bet that's an Evinrude. Their '58s have always been a tetch flaky.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | July 18, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Give it up for Flathead Catfish.
Posted by: mesmo | July 18, 2011 at 10:15 AM
He raises "rabbit dogs".
As Ross Perot used to say-"That dog won't fish"
Posted by: pokerplayer | July 18, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Stop the presses!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 18, 2011 at 10:23 AM
This article has an Ambien effect on the unsuspecting.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 18, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Are we SURE this didn't come from The Onion?
Posted by: KJP | July 18, 2011 at 10:59 AM
KJP, that would be "Local Man Says It's Too Hot for Fishing."
Posted by: padraig | July 18, 2011 at 12:13 PM
I thought for a minute you were printing my hometown newspaper. Of course it just comes out once a week so there will be enough news for both sides of the paper.
Posted by: oldfatguy | July 18, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Is he single? NC wanted me to ask.
Posted by: eil | July 18, 2011 at 03:00 PM
In the words of the late, great Harold Ensley, the sportsman's friend, "No Sh***! Sherlock!"
Maybe he should raise fish dogs!
Of the hardest part will be teaching them to swim and dive.
Posted by: funny man | July 18, 2011 at 04:09 PM
should have been
Of course the hardest part...
Mikey's contagious?
Posted by: funny man | July 18, 2011 at 04:10 PM
Woman and children hardest hurt...
Posted by: glocke380 | July 18, 2011 at 07:45 PM