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"Feloney stupidity." YES! Think of how many idiots we could get rid of that way!
Posted by: Guin the Overheated | July 22, 2011 at 07:29 PM
He'll plea bargain the felony stupidity charge down to misdemeanor mopery with intent to winch. Or whinge. Or perhaps wench.
Posted by: Ralph | July 22, 2011 at 11:43 PM
Speaking as a mariner, albeit merely the operator of a 30' powerboat, the next thing that would enter the water after the anchor would be a moron like this.
I operate my vessel in waters that are 800' deep and have considerable concern for the safety of my passengers....the last thing I need is for some idiot to interfere in such a way while my vessel is underway.
This is why God invented 9mm Glocks (and I'm Canadian).
Posted by: Afkat | July 23, 2011 at 12:16 AM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I saw Misdemeanor Mopery open for Santana.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 23, 2011 at 08:13 AM
No, but fat, drunk, stupid, and rich will do.
Posted by: Steve | July 23, 2011 at 05:50 PM