AND THE SO-CALLED 'BUREAU OF CONSUMER PROTECTION' DOES NOTHING
Digital Nipples Used to Fake Sex Scene
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
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July 29, 2011
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Maybe that is what happened to Weiner's weiner?
Posted by: oldfatguy | July 29, 2011 at 12:26 PM
...so they're fictitious?
Posted by: sandy | July 29, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Wouldn't mind getting my digits on them.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 29, 2011 at 12:35 PM
The nipples were fake. Big deal. So was the sex.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | July 29, 2011 at 12:42 PM
They opened for Madonna in '87.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Thank you, Jeff. It was about time somebody noticed...
Posted by: Betsy | July 29, 2011 at 01:02 PM
Oh, to be able to choose from 1-7 which nipples I want... Can I get my boobs CGI'ed too?
Posted by: eil | July 29, 2011 at 01:04 PM
I have digital fingers.
Posted by: Steve | July 29, 2011 at 01:33 PM
Before passing judgement on quality, I'd insist on performing a hands-on comparison test.
The things I do for this blog.....
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 29, 2011 at 01:35 PM
When you think about it everthing you see on the screen now is just digits? Unless it is old fashioned film. I am getting a headache trying to think what that all means. No picture now is a picture, it is a bunch of digits. oww. my head
Posted by: oldfatguy | July 29, 2011 at 02:18 PM
digital or not, i wanna see pictures! where's the pictures?
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | July 29, 2011 at 02:33 PM
Some headlines you don't even want to click on.
Posted by: Clankie | July 29, 2011 at 02:35 PM
PirateBoy is such an unselfish giver.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2011 at 03:14 PM
I think we should sue for false advertising. Maybe we can substitute a digital President and Congress for the real one.
Posted by: EyeGore | July 29, 2011 at 03:43 PM
For the blog guys: (.)(.) There. Digital nipples. Go crazy.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2011 at 04:26 PM
Nice ones NC
Posted by: EyeGore | July 29, 2011 at 04:37 PM
"The candy-coated lug nuts on Cupid's Pink Corvette".
Tom Robbins
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2011 at 04:48 PM
Mmmmmm... I'd like to CGI her naked, too.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 29, 2011 at 04:56 PM
Try to imagine the nerd posse who were put in charge of the digital imaging. Then again, don't.
Posted by: Martini Shark | July 29, 2011 at 07:58 PM
"I appeared to be naked ... because they CGI'd me naked."
Can't Get Inough?
I'll CGI you naked, and raise you 2 megapixels.
Posted by: SW | July 29, 2011 at 11:40 PM
That is one spoodgey basement you don't want to find, Sharkie.
Maybe Enrique Iglesias could use some digital enhancement.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 30, 2011 at 12:10 AM
It would take Lord of the Rings' size computers to give Rose digital teats. Whoa.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | July 30, 2011 at 12:41 AM
I'll wait 'til they show it on Nippleodeon.
Posted by: SW | July 30, 2011 at 01:01 AM
Will she be nominated for breast actress?
Posted by: SW | July 30, 2011 at 02:20 AM