AND NOW THEY ARE READY TO PARTY
Sticks insects survive one million years without sex
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
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July 19, 2011
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"Snooki - call for you on line 1,000."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 19, 2011 at 09:47 AM
I know what that's like... I was married once.
Posted by: ferj064 | July 19, 2011 at 09:56 AM
Stick guy, "Come on baby let's do it."
Stick girl,"Come back in a million years."
Million years later:
Stick guy: "I'm back!"
Stick girl: "All that time and you didn't call even ONCE!"
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 19, 2011 at 11:26 AM
The guys just have to "stick" to it.....get it ?.....
Posted by: LeDud | July 19, 2011 at 11:35 AM
"The discovery could help researchers understand how life without sex is possible."
They should have asked me. It's been 2.5 years and I'm still alive.
Posted by: IndianaGirl | July 19, 2011 at 11:51 AM
"The discovery could help researchers understand how life without sex is possible."
Uh! They could try a Monastery? Or Barry Manilow?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 19, 2011 at 11:57 AM
It has been said above and got to be more of us thinking it, but this reminds me of my first marriage. Although to be fair it was not a million years, just SEEMED like it.
Posted by: oldfatguy | July 19, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Misleading. They do engage in asexual reproduction. Kind of like married guys in the shower, I presume.
Posted by: Wingnut | July 19, 2011 at 01:23 PM
What are the rape statistics on these stick insects? Poor lady sticks, just trying to avoid having some stupid stick insect man boss her around for life, or 2.5 years, whatever... (HAR!)
Posted by: eil | July 19, 2011 at 01:32 PM
I can sympathize. And the basement ain't that bad.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 19, 2011 at 03:28 PM
Stock up on Sam Adams.
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 19, 2011 at 03:47 PM
Lotta limp sticks, don't you think?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 19, 2011 at 05:36 PM
Then how do you explain this?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | July 19, 2011 at 07:39 PM
I hesitate to say it, but...sticks are faggots.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 19, 2011 at 11:59 PM