YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO CHECK IN TO A HOTEL AND REALIZE YOU CAN HEAR EVERY WORD EVERYONE IN THE NEXT ROOM IS SAYING, ALL NIGHT LONG, AND YOU TALK LOUDER SO THEY'LL REALIZE IT AND BE QUIETER, BUT THEY NEVER, EVER SHUT UP?

Bwahahahaha.

(Thanks to Marc)

Comments

[Mikey]

SOME of the things I have heard through the walls of a hotel are of the "Mom what are the monkeys doing?"
Kind.

Just sayin'

[funny man]

What kind of paper-thin cheap joints are you staying in, Judi?

Usually not a problem, when it is:
1. Call the front desk to report a rape taking place in room XXX (your noisy neighbor)
2. Grab a pitcher of water and knock loudly on their door, and poor the water at the base of their door, saying "Hotel manager, we have a water leak and you must evacuate!!!"

Let me know if they work.

[nursecindy]

I don't mind the talking. It's when they stop talking and start getting down to business that bothers me.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Moron.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Not a motel room story, but... my wife was on a bus to Staten Island and had a front row seat to this guy regaling his friend with a vivid discussion of his upcoming murder trial.

I wonder how it all turned out...

[queensbee]

i agree w/Jeff. double moron.
sir, (not you jeff) please, get OUT of the gene pool)

[oldfatguy]

Sometimes justice prevails. They are saying AGAIN that cell phones cause cancer, maybe, maybe not but we can be sure they cause stupidity

[Steve]

In our first apartment, my wife and I learned quickly to move the headboard of the bed away from THAT wall.
Because the couple on the other side hadn't learned.