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June 23, 2011


The pilot, a captain whose name the airline declined to disclose, had his cockpit microphone switched to an air-traffic frequency while he complained to his first officer about what he viewed as slim dating pickings among the Chicago-based flight attendants with whom he flew for four weeks.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Related Update Concerning the Friendly Skies: Man alleges Delta employee urinated on luggage

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)


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Are you sure this wasn't bonmot?

How does one "vindictively urinate" on luggage and how does Mr. Haze know that's what happened?

"And, here's to the dogs of Toledo, Ohio. Ladies, I bid you goodnight."

I heard a tape on CNN this morning of this idiot chattering away even after they told him to shut off his mic. I have a feeling he's not going to be getting any dates from the flight attendants for a very long time. I would like to know what he considers 'doable'. Moron.

Not me. I was at the soccer game last night. I was the guy yelling "USA! USA!".

OMG Steve, one of my favorite John Denver tunes. Thaaaaaaaaaaaank you, I need to find that disc now.

I'm guessing the pilot is quite the looker, though. NOT.

What's really funny is listening to all the other pilots coming up on the frequency saying "That wasn't me!"

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