UPDATE FROM SPAIN
Spain is a historic nation with a lot of history, which is kept alive by people dressing in authentic period costumes from historic eras such as 1974.
These two gentlemen are Los Hermanos Alcazar ("The Alcazar Brothers"), who have become semi-world-famous by hanging out on El Gran Via ("The Big Way") in Madrid from 6 to 11 every single evening, all year 'round. They're even on El Facebook ("The Book of the Face").
Meanwhile, in more disturbing news, the epidemic of headlessness is worsening.
Well Dave, you look like you are having a really good time.
Posted by: Theresa | June 14, 2011 at 05:54 AM
You must really get one of those bullet belts. So Miami chic.
Are those jeans or was there a sale on returned paint at Los Casa Depot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 14, 2011 at 06:36 AM
You should, like, totally, find out if they play instruments and get them to do a gig with the RBRs.
Posted by: wiredog | June 14, 2011 at 07:10 AM
I think they might need to borrow a little hair from you, Dave.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 14, 2011 at 08:06 AM
Dave you obviously have to get some Tat's if you're going to fit in while you're in Spain.
Posted by: ArcticAl | June 14, 2011 at 08:13 AM
El hermano izquierdo looks just like Matt Lauer.
Posted by: Forrest Gump | June 14, 2011 at 08:13 AM
lol Matt Lauer! & the other guy kinda looks like that twisted sister dude
Posted by: sandy | June 14, 2011 at 08:25 AM
ok so i'm disturbed or whatever but i couldn't help but notice that the alcazar on dave's right is about to burst through his jeans in "a big way" and as i was recoiling in horror from the stains around his groinadal area i noticed the apparent ferret (wbagnfarb) in dave's trousers. either a ferret or a cucumber wrapped in foil a la derek smalls and how could it be that i'm the first one to notice this?
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | June 14, 2011 at 08:32 AM
And look! One's wearing a Soviet Union Army belt!
... kibby has one of those too.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | June 14, 2011 at 08:55 AM
Hey! The guy in the middle looks kinda like Dave!
Posted by: sandy | June 14, 2011 at 09:08 AM
Good job, Sandy!
Posted by: ScottMGS | June 14, 2011 at 09:24 AM
After Dave got Vince Neil's autograph, did Tommy Lee give him a drumstick, or perhaps a non-Hep-B infected liver?
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 14, 2011 at 09:28 AM
And what's with Bald Brother's thumbnail? Looks like he's getting ready to poke someone's eye out with that thing.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 14, 2011 at 09:33 AM
Dave, Mr. Rogers called...he wants his sneakers back!
Posted by: tw | June 14, 2011 at 09:47 AM
...and that other guy is NOT HEADLESS!
Posted by: sandy | June 14, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Clearly the ill effects of humiliating defeat during the Spanish America War are still being felt even today.
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 14, 2011 at 11:07 AM
*snork* and SMACK @ sandy!
Dave, will you ask Los hermanos if they're casados? Cindy and Annie quieren saber.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 14, 2011 at 11:10 AM
El Alcazar no se rinde!
No esta casada tampoco. But I'll let nursecindy have him. I have um, plans.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 14, 2011 at 11:28 AM
also: donde es su cajones? (or something like that - iykwimaityd)
Posted by: sandy | June 14, 2011 at 11:30 AM
"Los Heavis?" Sandy is questioning that claim, hermanos.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 14, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Did the "headless" virus start in Spain that same way
e coli started in Germany?
I think someone has it in for Europe.
Or maybe just people.
Posted by: funny man | June 14, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Ozzy Osborne and Alice Cooper?
Boy, they look quite different without full makeup.
But who is that weird guy in the middle?
Posted by: Steve the zamasama | June 14, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Dave, come on, what's with your shoes. Aren't those some kind of gardening apparel?
Posted by: Georg | June 14, 2011 at 12:53 PM
ahhh - claude rains, and i thought he was dead.
Posted by: queensbee | June 14, 2011 at 01:12 PM
snork @ queensbee - I'll save you a seat on the bus
Posted by: nannie | June 14, 2011 at 01:21 PM
I am Shocked! that no one has mentioned Mrs. Blog who, imho, must have the patience of a Saint. While she is looking at cultural stuff Dave is off looking at the Balding Brothers and headless people. Mrs. Blog could have an entirely different vacation from Dave without actually having him out of ear shot. Also, does anyone else find it strange that Mud was looking at the guy's groinial region? NTTAWWT, mud.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 14, 2011 at 01:27 PM
Also for Mrs. Blog, here is a Spanish site you should definitely see while in Spain. I hear he's an excellent tour guide.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 14, 2011 at 01:41 PM
gardening zapatos, por favor.
and yeah, save me a seat. after i watch at least one more black and white movie....
Posted by: queensbee | June 14, 2011 at 01:44 PM
Dave! No blue shirt! What's up with that?
Posted by: Miss Chevious | June 14, 2011 at 03:13 PM
Same beaming Dave in every scene... I say Photoshop.
Posted by: Tash | June 14, 2011 at 03:59 PM
well almost.
Posted by: Tash | June 14, 2011 at 04:00 PM
Ay, carrumba! Who let the (weiner) dogs out? And who helps that guy on the left take off his pants?
Posted by: eil | June 14, 2011 at 04:58 PM
My name is Larry, this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 14, 2011 at 07:21 PM
Claude! I'm so glad you're still with us! (Can a 35 year old with a Turner Classic Movies obsession get a seat on the geezer bus?)
Posted by: Renee (the First) | June 14, 2011 at 08:26 PM
So I went to the brother's Facebook page and they haven't even mentioned that they've met Dave. Obviously they can't be too high class if they don't recognize the honour of having your picture taken with the Blog!
Posted by: ArcticAl | June 14, 2011 at 08:53 PM
Renee:
If you're looking for Claude, better try a plane instead of a bus, 'cuz i heard
The Rains in Spain stays mainly in the plane.
Posted by: sandy | June 14, 2011 at 09:48 PM
Hey Dave - my friends in Barcelone report there was a riot this morning in the street outside their hotel. Any chance it was something you caused?? :)
Posted by: Punkin | June 15, 2011 at 09:46 AM
Yeah, the headless now is a big plague in Europe. BTW I miss Spain
Posted by: el chorro | September 06, 2011 at 05:15 AM