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June 04, 2011
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Sniff. This reminds me of some the family reunions I've attended. Minus the skid mark.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 04, 2011 at 12:44 PM
NC - snork at "sniff"
He was marking his territory.
Posted by: markhh | June 04, 2011 at 12:48 PM
The pertinent verse of " Oh Promise Me " doesn't usually get sung at weddings.
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 04, 2011 at 12:49 PM
commando at wedding. book title? wbagnfarb?
Posted by: queensbee | June 04, 2011 at 01:12 PM
"Oh, Honey, when you get married you can wear the dress your mother wore!"
"NO! Thanks!"
Posted by: Steve | June 04, 2011 at 01:56 PM
‘Ol Angus McClure
Was stinky for sure
Perched on his bride
No knickers on his hide
Sarah gave him a swipe
Because he surely didn’t wipe
Her gown became brown
Was the talk of the town
Once they sobered up
They forgave the dustup
And are now living happily ever after…
Posted by: Coconuts | June 04, 2011 at 02:01 PM
Bonus points for drunken brawl at Temperance Hall.
Posted by: Carl-Bear | June 04, 2011 at 02:33 PM
If it's yellow
Whack the fellow.
If it's brown
Knock him down.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue (not a lobster) | June 04, 2011 at 02:46 PM
ick
Loved the "when they sobered up" part, the only thing in the article I totally believed.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 04, 2011 at 04:01 PM
Good one Coconuts and Meanie!
Posted by: nursecindy | June 04, 2011 at 04:59 PM
Rectum? I nearly divorced 'im!
Posted by: SW | June 04, 2011 at 10:14 PM
Obligatory: What can brown do for you?
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 05, 2011 at 06:04 AM
The "Reformed Temperance Hall?" Is that for people who've given up giving up drinking?
Posted by: RickB | June 05, 2011 at 09:23 AM
Reformed Temperance Hall?
What, they've repented their rehab???
Posted by: Bill | June 05, 2011 at 03:51 PM