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June 28, 2011

THIS JUST IN

Just in time for summer, a Chinese company has introduced the Male Size-Enhancing Speedo Bulge.

(Thanks to Lee Carson)

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Nobody likes false advertising, iykwim.

Yeak, Kleenex doesn't do well in thewater.

Make sure you put it on in the front...

Eyegore! SNORK!!!!

You really wanna put something with bra hooks on it near your junk?

To quote George Costanza: "I was in the pool!!!!"

I just turned on the lights and put on my glasses.

Corrections: Yeah...the water

One of the sexiest women I ever knew had a couple of fried eggs on her chest when she laid down.
Attitude matters a lot more than attributes.

Steve, so what you're saying is you really need this product?

One size fits all...
I'll buy a production run and then have them available for rent at all major beaches.

If only poor George Constanza knew about this.

Hogs, I've been with the same woman for 41 years. So, what does this tell you?
My wife settles.
What else does this tell you?
Wait, what was I talking about?

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