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June 25, 2011

IT IS, HOWEVER, ADVISABLE TO DRINK HEAVILY

Asteroid heading for Earth (but don't panic)

(Thanks to The Perts)

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7500 miles! Oh my Gosh! Run for your life! No wait, that isn't very close.

Never mind.

May 21? Or Oct. 21?
Heck, let's just split the difference.

Which would you rather do? Get hit by an asteroid or watch Jersey Shore while listening to a Barry Manilow CD? As a Health Care Professional I've always thought the word 'asteroid' was much more descriptive than the word 'hemorrhoid'. Easier to spell also.

Where's Bruce Willis when you need him????

NC,

I'll take the asteroid/hemmorhoid.

Starbucks is panicked it might get by before they can open a coffee shop on it.

Where can I buy Preparation A?

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