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June 27, 2011


A parcel-stealing postman has walked free after a judge heard of the 'trauma' he suffered on a French rollercoaster.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Disney made me do it?

French Disney made him do it.

NO ONE should be made to suffer the terrors of (insert scary music here) FRENCH DISNEY!

Cest la petite monde?

I haven't been to Disney in years, but if that's the roller coaster I remember in Florida, it's awesome.
It was a rare slow day at Disney World and one of my daughters and I rode that seven times in a row.
It kind of explains me but she's OK.

Saint Croissant! What will they think of next?

He is a wienie de France, non? I'm still traumatized by Space Mountain. I had to wait in line for 2 hours to ride that roller coaster and I've never gotten over it.

So he was traumatised but only stole DVDs and CDs? Judge Judy would have had a field day with him.

Judge Judy would have given him the death penalty.

I wish we could have heard that trial, or read the transcripts.

I imagine it might have been like this.

Judge: "So why did you steal the parcels?"

Man: Because I ...I...got sick at le roaller coaster at le disneyland du Paris. [Crying] I lost my lunch and I started to even think Jerry Lewis wasn't a genius.

Judge: You poor, sick fool. Charges dismissed!!

I puked on the Twister at the fair a couple of years ago. It's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

Mon Dieu, I hope this frenchman never goes to Busch Gardens, Kennywood, Cedar Point, or one of the 4 Flags parks !

I've heard Fabio is still traumatized after being hit in the face by a seagull while riding the coaster at Busch Gardens in Virginia. Fabio, I'm available for counseling if you still need it. Really.

Sorry, Nursecindy, Fabio is in New Zealand to HELP SAVE HAPPY FEET. Happily, a former NZ Prime Minister at the the UN is involved

Sorry, try this

gives up and crawls under rock...

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