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June 29, 2011

DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONS WE HAVE ALL ASKED OURSELVES A THOUSAND TIMES

How can I get my girlfriend to tape her fingers together and pretend she's a dinosaur?

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

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How can I get my girlfriend to tape her fingers together and pretend she's a dinosaur?

Anesthetics?

Bwahahahahaha - alcohol, of course.

These sex "role games" get kinkier and kinker.

I can't honestly say that I've ever wanted to do it with a Dino.

Maybe when you're hung like a T-rex, she'll think about it.

Good one Punkin. My answer would have been, first you have to get a girlfriend.

The fate of our civilization is in good hands.

It's an unrealistic fantasy -- dinosaurs didn't have tape.

Would it be enough for her to tape her legs together and pretend she's Joan Rivers ?

Who needs tape. Super Glue.

Paleobondage?

(taking bonmot lead) Or Messawithher period ? Jabherassic age ? Oooooohhh that last one was a double.

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