DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONS WE HAVE ALL ASKED OURSELVES A THOUSAND TIMES
How can I get my girlfriend to tape her fingers together and pretend she's a dinosaur?
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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How can I get my girlfriend to tape her fingers together and pretend she's a dinosaur?
Anesthetics?
Posted by: MikeyVA | June 29, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Bwahahahahaha - alcohol, of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 29, 2011 at 10:54 AM
These sex "role games" get kinkier and kinker.
I can't honestly say that I've ever wanted to do it with a Dino.
Posted by: funny man | June 29, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Maybe when you're hung like a T-rex, she'll think about it.
Posted by: Punkin | June 29, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Good one Punkin. My answer would have been, first you have to get a girlfriend.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 29, 2011 at 11:27 AM
The fate of our civilization is in good hands.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 29, 2011 at 12:16 PM
It's an unrealistic fantasy -- dinosaurs didn't have tape.
Posted by: Ralph | June 29, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Would it be enough for her to tape her legs together and pretend she's Joan Rivers ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 29, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Who needs tape. Super Glue.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 29, 2011 at 02:57 PM
Paleobondage?
Posted by: bonmot | June 29, 2011 at 04:44 PM
(taking bonmot lead) Or Messawithher period ? Jabherassic age ? Oooooohhh that last one was a double.
Posted by: LeDud | June 29, 2011 at 08:40 PM