CSI: FREDERICK
Frederick Man Says He Fired Gun To Get Help After Fish Hook Stuck In Butt
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
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June 21, 2011
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...as indeed any of us might do.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 21, 2011 at 09:02 AM
I don't know, I would have tried 911 first.
Posted by: twitter.com/JugglerOfGeese | June 21, 2011 at 09:06 AM
... and what about the fish hook? No mention of it actually being there.
Heck, I'd fire a flare gun.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | June 21, 2011 at 09:07 AM
some men like to have things imbedded in their buttocks.
many of them also spend a great deal of time in the closet (iykwim...aityd.........nttawwt)
Posted by: sandy | June 21, 2011 at 09:08 AM
man i hate when that happens
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | June 21, 2011 at 09:09 AM
Let me guess, then he poked himself in the eye with his knife trying to get the bullet out of his shoulder?
Posted by: Tash | June 21, 2011 at 09:20 AM
I've been in Frederick. I am not surprised.
Posted by: wiredog | June 21, 2011 at 09:39 AM
Is this the same guy that tried to remove a wart with a shotgun last week? 'Cause if not, I bet they're at least related. Always a safe bet with rednecks anyway.
Posted by: padraig | June 21, 2011 at 09:47 AM
What an idiot -- you don't use hooks to go fishing in a closet; you use nets.
Posted by: Ralph | June 21, 2011 at 09:55 AM
right, ralph -
so even tho he was playing with his rod, he was not a master baiter
Posted by: sandy | June 21, 2011 at 10:16 AM
He's not the first guy to come out of the closet because something was stuck in his butt.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 21, 2011 at 10:28 AM
It was a one in a million shot, doc. One in a million...
Posted by: pokerplayer | June 21, 2011 at 10:33 AM
....casting about, trying to think of something to say...
Posted by: Old Coot | June 21, 2011 at 10:45 AM
What's the matter with this guy? Doesn't he have any friends or a mama that he could call to come and get him? I have a sneaking suspicion that alcohol was involved.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 21, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Well cindy, as a guy I can tell you that you'd have to think long and hard (so to speak) before calling a friend and asking him to come (so to speak) over and help get something out of your butt.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 21, 2011 at 11:12 AM
True, Jeff. I had a man and woman come into the ER once and the lady was mad as heck. They had been fishing and her husband had caught her eyelid with his hook. He told me he didn't know why she was so mad because he had cut the worm off the hook. Awful big of him I thought. I told him it was a good thing he had done that otherwise they would be standing there by themselves. We had it out in about 3 minutes.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 21, 2011 at 11:16 AM
um, owwwie. and bwaaahhhhaaa, dimbo.
Posted by: queensbee | June 21, 2011 at 12:57 PM
" My gun was out of order, so I used the phone, " usually mollifies the police.
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 21, 2011 at 01:32 PM
They say to shoot 3 times as an emergency signal when lost, just not when you've lost your mind.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 21, 2011 at 02:00 PM
I've also been to Fredneck. This sounds about right.
Posted by: bonmot | June 21, 2011 at 02:56 PM
In my "I'm with stupid" days, I once embedded a fishing hook in my thumb, up to the curved part of the hook. Had to cut it out with my pocket knife, because my fishing buddy wouldn't do it -- wouldn't even watch me do it.
Honestly, it never occured to me that emptying a .45 clip might have gotten me the help I needed.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | June 21, 2011 at 03:59 PM
I've been in Frederick. I am not surprised.
Posted by: wiredog | June 21, 2011 at 09:39 AM
I am not surprised that wiredog's been in Frederick. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 21, 2011 at 04:27 PM
Fredrick is where the Army bioweapon labs are located. maybe it's something in the water. Eh?
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 21, 2011 at 06:23 PM
Jackass audition?
Posted by: JohnnyB | June 22, 2011 at 12:28 PM