AUSTRALIAN REAL ESTATE PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK
Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Australian Real Estate Professional of the Week.
(Thanks to Ken Morgan)
Post a comment
Your Information
(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)
We hear he's transgender and also has a platypus.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | June 28, 2011 at 08:07 PM
First to say, "There's a cream for that."
Posted by: NotSherly | June 28, 2011 at 08:08 PM
Who cares about Richard Payne? I am partial to the name Gerringong. It would make a fine euphemism for, uh, Richard.
Posted by: Flying Manatee | June 28, 2011 at 08:42 PM
i had that once (or so) doc gave me some pills.
Posted by: rick (not dick) | June 28, 2011 at 08:46 PM
Is that your logo or are you just... in a lot of discomfort?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | June 28, 2011 at 09:19 PM
Did Dick Payne have anything to do with the herd of Cows in the BBC story?
Since he's in AU I would hope not.
By the way, you can try Aspirin or Aleve for that.
Depending on how big it is.
Posted by: Steve the zamasama | June 28, 2011 at 09:32 PM
I'm not sure there's a cream or a pill for it but I'm positive I've given a few shots of Penicillin for this problem.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 28, 2011 at 09:49 PM
I thought such links were against your "policy", Dave. (nursecindy, it's been a while. hope you're well.)
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | June 28, 2011 at 10:28 PM
I fail to see the humour in Justine Wienand's name.
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 28, 2011 at 10:37 PM
Reminds of the adage about robbing Peter to pay Paul, which tends to make Peter sore...and everyone knows you can't do business with a sore P.....
Posted by: EyeGore | June 28, 2011 at 10:48 PM
Hello Wyo! Long time no see. You shouldn't be a stranger!
Posted by: nursecindy | June 28, 2011 at 11:22 PM
Dick Payne First National Real Estate in Gerringong -- You just can't beat it!
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | June 29, 2011 at 05:20 AM
If you hire Dick Payne for more than 4 hours....
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 29, 2011 at 07:08 AM
I had a Payne in my Gerringong once. Turned out I'd sprained it.
Posted by: wiredog | June 29, 2011 at 07:40 AM
I just had a flashback to the time when I was a teenager riding my bike. The front wheel dropped into a hole in the ground hidden by tall grass. The bike stopped much faster than I did.
Now, I'll be thinking about that all day.
Posted by: Steve | June 29, 2011 at 09:57 AM
I don't think I wanna be Dick Payne's top priority.
Posted by: Girlogic | June 29, 2011 at 10:33 AM