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May 17, 2011

WE'RE BETTING THIS HABIT STARTED WITH MEXICAN SALAMI

A Salt Lake City woman has been charged with a third degree felony for allegedly asking an undercover police officer to give her drugs in exchange for an Olive Garden salad in a to-go box.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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Croutons for Tweekers WBAGNFARB

Lettuce move on, but I'll bet she gets a real dressing down now.

Charged with attempted possession, among other things. Attempted possession? Isn't that similar to getting busted for thinking about doing something illegal?

If she'd only thrown in the garbanzos...

If it had been a box of Krispy Kreme™ doughnuts she would have been okay.

Fresh crack pepper for your salad, ma'am?

The last time I went, Olive Garden only offered "Italian" dressing.
Trying to give one of those salads to a police officer should be considered a crime.
Oh, it was?

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