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Why zombie ants infected by mind-controlling fungus always kill themselves at high noon
(Thanks to Gregg in Austin)
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May 16, 2011
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Why do you think they call it 'high' noon?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2011 at 05:38 PM
Ants will do anything to avoid watching another episode of Survivor.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | May 16, 2011 at 05:53 PM
Must. Click. On. Dave's. Site. Must. Find. New. Post.....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2011 at 06:01 PM
Good to know.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 16, 2011 at 06:17 PM
Good thing too. It's a byotch shooting them through their tiny little heads.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 16, 2011 at 06:40 PM
If only they'd say 'uncle,' but they cant.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 16, 2011 at 07:04 PM
I saw Mind Controlling Fungus open for the Zombie Ants once, but I really thought Mind Controlling Fungus should have had top billing. Their lead guitarist is amazing.
Posted by: Flying Manatee | May 16, 2011 at 09:38 PM
They appear to have gotten into Charlie Sheen.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 17, 2011 at 07:58 AM
First it's mind control fungus then heroine!
Posted by: Mikey | May 17, 2011 at 08:31 AM
ants on the ground
ants on the ground
lookin' like snooki with that fungal-thing-on-yo-head
ants on the ground
Posted by: sandy | May 17, 2011 at 08:57 AM
Huh. I read the whole thing, and I gotta say it makes even bad human sex look good.
Posted by: Betsy | May 17, 2011 at 09:03 AM
This explains some politicians I've heard on TV recently.
Although I'm undecided whether it's alien brain control or no brain control.
Posted by: Steve | May 17, 2011 at 10:30 AM
We have similar fungi down here in Florida. They make you move to Boca Raton and vote Republican when you turn eighty.
Posted by: Vampire Penguin | May 17, 2011 at 01:49 PM
Zombie ants. Sounds like the only thing worse than normal ants.
Posted by: Rachel | November 29, 2011 at 05:52 AM