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May 27, 2011


Student punished for spaghetti beliefs

(Thanks to nursecindy)


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I have been touched by His Noodley Appendage!

Ya gotta wonder what those Pastafarians are smokin'

For tithes do they put parmesan in the offering plate?

Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.

So it wasn't Al Gore?

makes more sense than those world's gonna end peeps.

He can get an Official Certificate of Ordination from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then watch the fireworks as the school tries to prevent him from wearing his holy vestments. Arrgghhh!

Thanks, Ralph. Before following your link I was thinking METRO needs to stop repeating ONION stories as real news.

Come to think of it, the Pittsburgh Pirates have had 19 consecutive losing seasons....and the world's weather has gotten worse and worse and worse. Coincidence? I think not. I'm having spaghetti for dinner tonight!

Silly kid! He should have been a follower of Invisible Pink Unicorn, like all enlightened ones.

Seems to me that the school should ignore him and his pirate outfit. After a few days or weeks, he'll get bored or get tired of getting beat up by the other kids.

For the record, I don't condone bullying. But a kid wearing a pirate costume on a non costume day is going to at least get taunted. That's how school works.

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