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Um...no I don't.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2011 at 03:46 PM
I'd rather have the Toothy Toby Tiger Brush Buddy.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 27, 2011 at 03:55 PM
Is the Beeber flashin' a gang sign?
Justinhood?
Posted by: bonmot | April 27, 2011 at 04:29 PM
tooth fairies will <3 it
nttawwt
Posted by: sandy | April 27, 2011 at 04:41 PM
And he is a Canadian...pleeezee, for the love of God, put him wherever you folks have stashed Celine. We will even take Manilow as exchange...
We are a small but rich country..we do not need distractions like this.
Posted by: Afkat | April 27, 2011 at 05:13 PM
He must be the last Canadian with teeth! (Been watching a lot of stanley Cup lately)
Posted by: Martini Shark | April 27, 2011 at 05:15 PM
Long time no see Afkat! Nice to see you back. I'm sorry but we are having enough trouble keeping Celine Dion from singing "My Heart Will Go On" to take on Justin Bieber right now. If we take Bieber he and Celine could team up and sing a duet which would cause untold mayhem here and in France. I don't even want to think about what would happen if Celine, Justin, and Manilow teamed up and recorded a song together.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 27, 2011 at 05:22 PM
Wait a minute, Bieber sings?
I had no idea why he was famous.
That is it, isn't it?
Posted by: Steve | April 27, 2011 at 06:35 PM
bieber floss? What marketing potential.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 27, 2011 at 07:03 PM
But it's not available until July. Will he still have a career?
Posted by: Cathy | April 27, 2011 at 07:13 PM
I don't want to think about little girls putting Justin Beiber anything in their mouths.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 27, 2011 at 07:49 PM
Waxed...? Too much information.
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 27, 2011 at 08:28 PM
Yeah right.
Posted by: Theresa | April 28, 2011 at 12:27 AM
55 yards of it. Too bad it's all in 1 inch lengths.
Posted by: Phill McAvirty | April 28, 2011 at 12:49 AM
*snork* @ sandy.
Posted by: NotSherly | April 28, 2011 at 07:00 AM
Why is there no Barry Manilow singing toothbrush to drown out the Bieber version?
Posted by: Ralph | April 28, 2011 at 10:14 AM